flicktarded 

to be afflicted or retarded, in otherwords to be a total dumbass.

Why would he sniff pixie stix in class?
-I dont know, maybe because he a DUMBSHIT...
Yeah that kid fucking flicktarded
-Maybe it cause his mom dropped him on his head.

flicktarded by BLACKB0MBER April 4, 2008

flirtboard 

The third wheel that two people who are interested in each other use (joking about or bashing them) as a means to flirt with each other.

I was trying really hard to hook up with Kelsey but I didn't know what to talk to her about. Thank god Dan was there, we just used him as a flirtboard.

flirtboard by dirtyjones March 7, 2010

Fuckboard 

A tool, usually a 2x4 or a broomstick, used to hold a woman's fat out of the way so you can fuck her.

"Holy Shit! That woman's fat! How did anyone ever get her pregnant?"
"They must have used a fuckboard"

Fuckboard by JP in IA April 14, 2015

Flipboarding 

The act of reciting headlines you have seen on sites and news apps to make yourself appear intelligent, up to date with the news on a superficial level, and/or attempting to participate in conversations with people who are actually know what is occurring in the world around them. Commonly seen with people on social media. Common among bandwagon sports fans during playoffs.

Sam: What do you think about Steve Bannon being a racist.
Brian: what did he say exactly that makes him racist.
Sam: I do not know various things.
Brian: Anything in particular?
Sam: Not really.
Brian: Jesus Sam stop flipboarding.

Dave: We should trade Auston Matthews he hasn't scored in 3 days.
Brian: Dave if your gonna flipboard me like this stop coming to my house to watch games.

Flipboarding by Bartbreit November 20, 2016

Fuckboard 

The board, or area, you fuck a woman.

"I'm going to bang you so hard it'll break the fuckboard."

Fuckboard by Garrick1993 October 26, 2012

flicktard 

1. Some one that is too stupid for there own good....
2. One who will often screw up resulting in losses...
3. Any friend that will let you take there car out for a night of drinking...

Your sutch a "Flicktard", there is no way i would hang out with you...

Your such a "Flicktard" for not knowing that I've been doing your mom...

flicktard by bigdickdave January 17, 2008

flickblade 

a knife that opens when you flick your wrist

that mofo pulled a flickblade on me

flickblade by me March 17, 2004