flirtboard 

The third wheel that two people who are interested in each other use (joking about or bashing them) as a means to flirt with each other.

I was trying really hard to hook up with Kelsey but I didn't know what to talk to her about. Thank god Dan was there, we just used him as a flirtboard.

flirtboard by dirtyjones March 7, 2010

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

Fireboard those Motherjammers 

the wrong answer when someone asks you: "what should you do if you see a terrie getting froggy"
the correct answer is: draxx them sklounst

bro what do you do when you see a terrie getting froggy?
you should fireboard those motherjammers
NO, you need to draxx them sklounst

Fireboard those Motherjammers by Gules Vernon March 11, 2019

Fireboard

Verb-
To Waterboard someone with lit napalm

"We gonna Fireboard those motherjammers."

Fireboard by Balacke August 10, 2017

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

Flirtard 

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

Flirtard by Rayne420 June 5, 2009