by Floppy Disk Blosko October 15, 2009
When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.
"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014
by The Game Of Toast May 15, 2015
*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*
by FrankTheDankyea February 12, 2018
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
by Harryharold August 30, 2019