flenis

Common slang for a flaccid penis. Used when one is too lazy to say "flaccid penis" in its entirety.

Richard has by far the longest flenis in the entire building.

by MacBeefin August 4, 2011

flenis

similar to the word jawn, except used to get a reaction from people who aren't familiar with the term. u get em, and sometimes they are valuable, and sometimes they're not.

me: aww man instead of my paycheck I got a coupon for five free flenises.

him: what... what is that?

me (yelling across the lawn): yo edmond, remember to bring the flenises!!!
him (yellnig back): what.. what the hell are you talking about?

by mtfb April 28, 2010

flenis

The male genitalia, given wings... a flying penis

She says it's supposed to be an airplane, but we think it looks lke a penis with wings; aka Flenis...

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003