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fleasquito

a creature of deadly capabilities that makes you itch real bad. If you are bitten and cant tell whether it is a flea or a mosqito you are dealing with a fleasquito. A fleasquito has deadly flea like fangs with the wings of a mosquito it is incredibly ugly and is paticularly attracted to the most sexiest of humans. often die before they reach maturity due to the fact that they are inclined to mate with their prey's skin and forget completely about feeding. Found where there are sexy girls and a hot climate. The fleasquito also goes by the name "carlos hose maria" due to its mexican origins and its stuble.
oh no it feels as if i have just been been slapped across the leg with an incredibly spicy and sharp taco! it must be a fleasquito
fleasquito by jamcola December 8, 2010
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Flaquito 

Flaquito(a) comes from Flaco(a) The word Flaco(a) means thin or skinny
But the word Flaquito(a) is a sweeter way to call someone skinny or thin but not with the intention of making it sound so bad or like it's a bad thing.
In some cases the word flaquito(a) can be used to call a boyfriend/girlfriend or someone's boyfriend/girlfriend or even friend by taking the fact that they are or seem thin and making it a name like babe or hun ( sometimes is used with out actually putting importance on the person being thin )but might sound rude but 95% of the time it's really not
Boyfriend/girlfriend : Flaquito(a)/Flaca how was was your day

Family: where is your Flaco(a)/ Flaquito(a)?
Flaquito by Flaco(a) February 18, 2017
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Fleaquinox 

Fleaquinox: /ˈflēkwəˌnäks/
noun: fleaquinox; the time or date at which flea & tick season ends, due to a life-altering weather event.
"Big snow in Buffalo! Happy Fleaquinox everyone!"
"Mr. Pumpkins doesn't need flea and tick medicine until Spring, since it's Fleaquinox."
"Baby, you put the fleek in Fleaquinox."
Fleaquinox by Parker Parcheesi November 17, 2022

flaquito fumón 

A Spanish slang to refer to a guy who is skinny and also smokes. Usually they have pretty good dick and are goofy ones
A: I looks like a flaquito fumón type, he must be good at sex
flaquito fumón by dmb77 November 22, 2022

Fleaquinox 

Fleaquinox: /ˈflēkwəˌnäks/
noun: fleaquinox; the time or date at which flea & tick season ends due to a life-altering weather event.
"Big snow in Buffalo today..Happy Fleaquinox everyone!"
"We don't need that flea and tick medication for Mr. Pumpkins for a few months now that it's Fleaquinox."
"You put the fleek in Fleaquinox, baby."
Fleaquinox by Parker Parcheesi November 17, 2022

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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