flatuessence 

The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.

I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.

flatuessence by LocalHero July 30, 2007

flaturescence 

The light emitted from the ignition of a fart.

Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.

flaturescence by xoorox March 20, 2013