Definitions by LocalHero
Carpetfagger
A person from up north, generally Chicago, who moves or lives in the south and constantly goes on and on about how great everything is in Chicago.
He is a Blackhawks fan even though he lives in Nashville, and has for thirty years. He is a real carpetfagger.
Carpetfagger by Localhero June 22, 2017
Lost local
Someone who moves to a new place but goes on and on constantly about how great the place was they just moved from. This is typical of northerners who relocate to the south.
He always roots against the home team because he is a lost local and still thinks he lives in Chicago.
Lost local by Localhero June 21, 2017
Benbro
Being completely clueless in every aspect of life. A benbro can not hear worth a shit and lacks the ability to speak a complete sentence. A benbro is complete garbage when it comes to Gears of War.
flatuessence
The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.
I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.
flatuessence by LocalHero July 30, 2007
ass puppet
ass puppet by LocalHero June 9, 2005