When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.
Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall
by LOVESTUMP May 29, 2018
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Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 25, 2017
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"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."
by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021
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A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.
My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.
by Bogus6 May 26, 2023
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A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!
by Sam Reviews August 5, 2017
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An old mans ballsack that has become flabby
Last night my flapper sack turned blue thinking about your grandma
by Jonniiiii April 24, 2017
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