flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 7, 2007

flap jacks

breasts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.

that chik's tits were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.

flap jacks, jacks flapped

by HL Deez February 17, 2005

Flap jacking

The female version of tea bagging.

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!

by Chucksama November 14, 2013

Flap Jacks

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

by Leon June 21, 2004

flap jack

Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures
to literally jack a womans flaps open

warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite

by arrows101 February 13, 2009

flap Jacks

Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.

Also describes a flat ass

She should have wore a bra, without one her boobs look like flap jacks.

by kumquat87 October 19, 2009

Flap Jack

A Lose Ass Pussy Thats All Beated Up

Nicole Is A Flap Jack Her Pussy Is Like An Old Ladie

by Sambooshawan May 13, 2009