Flaphat 

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

Flaphat by Clenden February 19, 2010

Flapatapalous 

A feeling of elation so high that one feels like they could fly in the sky or when your day was so amazing that you just can't sit still

Hello, How are you? I feel aboustely flapatapalous today.

That was truly a flapatapalous day.

Flapatapalous by fake name xxy August 30, 2016

Flapdance 

N: in which a man's head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. Once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. Flapdance.

Jay: Hey, my boy's having a bachelor party this friday, I want to play a prank on him.
Sam: Go give Fat Linda a call and get that man a flapdance.

Flapdance by Blumpking69 April 17, 2010

flapatoga 

terrible decision made by a parent

my parents made the wors flopatoga about me not getting my drivers licens.

flapatoga by Nick LePera September 11, 2005

flapdagging 

to accidentally lose control of your bladder whilst wearing clothes.

When I saw that venomous monkey running towards me, I was so scared I flapdagged my jeans.

flapdagging by Templeton Peck June 17, 2003

Flapcat 

When a woman has a loose or saggy vagina.

Jimmy had to use his whole fist because she had a flapcat

Flapcat by Flapper69 May 2, 2010

flapatus

When a person is mean to a girl for seemingly no reason usually referring to them as a gobbler or telling them to sit on one.
This term is usually aimed at blacksmiths or homosexuals for some reason.

Hey shut up alf, you flapatus!

flapatus by flapatus fan November 27, 2012