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flannister 

The plastic thing that holds together a 6 pack of soda cans.
Zach - Hey man cut the flannister apart!
Amanda - Why?
Zach - Stupid flannisters are regular dolphin killahs!
flannister by AmandaOB March 5, 2006

Flannerish 

Of, pertaining, espousing, or involving actions which include both a merkin and a moustache ride in interchangeable forms. Generally used as a socially acceptable euphemism made in reference to one's wardrobe.
"My, you are looking quite flannerish today, it must be your leopard-print thong and paisley vest."
Flannerish by Harry Balzanyya February 24, 2009

flannelsexual 

A manly man, who does not take crap from the opposite sex. He does not go to baby showers, he stays at home on Sundays for football, and does not show weakness to his wife in the presence of his male friends
"That guy is a closet flannelsexual!"
flannelsexual by Justin Fong January 4, 2008

flanneling 

Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.
Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.
flanneling by Flannelexpert July 22, 2009

matching flannels 

When a girl is dating another girl they may wear matching flannels to hint at it!!
Hey did you see Erica and Simone wearing those matching flannels today? What a cute couple!
matching flannels by Userhasit November 1, 2018

Flannelic 

Containing or having traits of flannel, flannelism, or pertaining to other flannel containing activities/qualities
Student 1: Wow... Mehalechko is looking super flannelic today.
Student 2: You’re right! Kinda like the Brawny guy!
Flannelic by therealcrenny December 3, 2018