What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.
What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.
Don't 5 star your pad tai, you'll get flaming ass!