flaky nic

when someone is completely unaware that they are covered in flakes everywhere on their body.

this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)

S: oh my word did you see the flakes that cover his body?!
C: yeah, he is such a flaky nic!

by sugarpuffpee May 29, 2011