flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

by DUDEDOIT! January 24, 2010

Flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the last second.

Synonym-Zibby

Zibby is a flaker for bailing on the skit last minute.

by Thisdefinitonis100%trustworthy September 1, 2015

Flaker

Slang for a person who has proven to be unreliable in following through with plans (often for gatherings or public outings).

Bill is such a flaker, said he couldn't catch up me at the game even though he accepted.

by Magical Industry July 23, 2019

Flaker

a really bad diss name for the Lakers that does not make any sense. used by most Laker haters.

Guy1: Hey im about to watch the Laker game.

Guy2: Oh you mean the flakers? They suck.

Guy1: Umm yeaaa.. why are they "flakers"? they're like one of the best teams in the NBA.

Guy2: I hate em. They suck.

Guy1: haha ok man.

by HaroldCrick June 10, 2009

belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.

What a fucking belly flaker.

by Lou R August 28, 2006

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011