Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

Flacid February by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

flacid pancake 

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

flacid pancake by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

Mid flacid 

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape

Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard

Mid flacid by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018

A Flaccid 

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.

A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.

A Flaccid by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019