flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class

Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabberjack by ursella222222222222222 April 14, 2010

Flabberjacking 

It means frigging or flipping

This flabberjacking dog won’t stop annoying me he Keeps scratching the door

Flabberjacking by AngelinaS January 25, 2020

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world

i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjacked by joshua morton July 9, 2004

flabberjacker 

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

flabberjacker by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Flabberjack 

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

Flabberjack by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

flabberjabbin

Sneaking around and being unfaithful to your spouse. Primarily used in the south.

Man, you know you been out there flabberjabbin, you know that stuff ain't right. She gone find out!

flabberjabbin by Poliosis6 November 24, 2025