butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed
joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
by unknown July 27, 2004
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If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.
by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2010
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The act of being surprised, shocked or amazed.
Susannah: I was so flabbergasted when maddy raped me, i screamed and then died.
by thisamazinglifenow February 7, 2010
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to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.
"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"
by punchyboy23 November 10, 2008
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to cum
"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"
by muncan February 18, 2010
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When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
by Abyss03 June 13, 2018
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Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022
“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game
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