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Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside

See also ass cave
1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape

2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape
by Abyss03 June 5, 2018
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to relax - via sexual intercourse, the use of a dildo, fist, or other object - an anus to the point where it will remain open, at least for a short while, when the penis or dildo is removed. This is a desirable goal in certain kinds of fetishist anal play, e.g. the open anus is considered visually exciting, or it can be urinated in, used during scat play, etc. Sometimes "medical" devices, such as a speculum, are used to keep the anus open for similar purposes.
Next time you want a milk shake, go ask your wife to open up a gape hole! :)
by Abyss03 June 7, 2018
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The moment when you judge someone while drinking something, it tends to be on a mug. A normal *sip* tends to happen when you judge someone briefly. Either as a joke or because that someone is the joke, but a *big sip*, only when someone has done something fucked up in your presence. You proceed to drink a *big sip* to have enough time to judge the fucker.
A friend is checking out a six-year-old from the terrace of the cafeteria you're in, you look at him and grab your beverage. *big sip*
Stop Sipping That Big of sip you drunk mother fu****, Damn Girl Big Sip
by Abyss03 June 13, 2018
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When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
by Abyss03 June 13, 2018
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