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15.
1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.
OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.
by Dvhs January 31, 2006
 
16.
appalled over how much weight you have gained
by linda February 09, 2002