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Flusterfuss

One who is easily flustered, to the point of absurd flamboyancy.
stranger-"Hello, Gary!"

gary-"Ohh! Oh! Me-oh-my-oh gee!"
(Said whilst flapping hands about by the wrist-joint)

Gary is a flusterfuss.

Flustered 

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed”

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”
Flustered by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022

Flustered 

“The girl was flustered after what her boyfriend said to her”
Flustered by Mcdaddydoo November 27, 2021

Fanny Flustered 

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.
Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.
Fanny Flustered by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

fluster-fucked 

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.
One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

Flusterfucked 

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!
Flusterfucked by CocaineCola December 5, 2010