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Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household
Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
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fizzucked 

Completely and utterly hopeless
"Our point guard tore his Achilles tendon...this team is fizzucked."
fizzucked by DecaturHeel April 22, 2008

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

Fanfucked 

The act of lifting a girl so high with your cock, her head hits the fan.
"You guys, I fanfucked Lucy. There was blood everywhere, it was so hot."
Fanfucked by Superunknown94 September 6, 2009

fedfucked 

1. Getting busted by federal agents.

2. Being charged or convicted of a felony.

3. Pretty much describes anything involving getting fucked over by a federal agency or law.
Yo! You hear what happen to Paco? He got fedfucked and now he be showerin' with men in prison.
fedfucked by fuckfeds March 3, 2009

fistfucked in the dickhole

the worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole...

FIFucked 

When EA Sports FIFA fucks you constantly whether it is by freezing, glitching, or any other possible way of getting fucked over by a game.
"I was trying to play clubs last night, it froze, I totally got FIFucked!"

"FIFA Files Corrupt!? My pro is totally FIFucked now."
FIFucked by FIFuckedKing8791 November 18, 2011