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Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household
Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."
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fizzucked 

Completely and utterly hopeless
"Our point guard tore his Achilles tendon...this team is fizzucked."
fizzucked by DecaturHeel April 22, 2008
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(verb). the act of spending all afternoon in bed engaged in carnal acts and then feeling exhausted in a mutually post-coitus state.
I cannot believe we just fizzucked for six hours... I'm so grateful that you're unemployed.
fizzuck by Karate/Ka-razy August 12, 2011

Fitzfuckhead 

-This is for everyone who is a dumb fuckin retarded piece of shit who enjoy the act of diarrhea fucking and being a total fucking fagfuck in life.

- fucked in the head to the extent that you're almost sexually retarded
-That little shitbag is a fucking FITZFUCKHEAD

-That fag fucks his own shit! he's such a FITZFUCKHEAD
Fitzfuckhead by BHSSucks231 December 2, 2009
fuck; with a hint of cool
let's get the fizzuck outta herre!
fizzuck by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003
A male fucking douchebag the wears a Fitbit as a fashion statement with the belief that women are impressed.
The mall is full of fitfucks today.
Fitfuck by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2016
When someone makes a whoopsie on a Fazbear Entertainment location or anything to do with Fazbear in general.

You’ll usually find this word in animations for Fnaf or Dayshift at Freddy’s (DAF)

Other words in relation to this one: Fazfucker, Fazshit.
I just did a fazfuck.

that fazfucker

fazshit I dropped my lasagna!
fazfuck by ace's words. February 9, 2022