a musical play written in the late 90's by Jason Robert Brown. It tells the story of one couple's failed relationship told through the eyes of both the male and the female, Jamie and Cathy. Jamie tells the story in correct chronological order, whilst Cathy tells it in reverse order, starting with the "dear jane..." letter that is written to her by Jamie at the end of the play.
"The Last Five Years was performed at the theater loft last weekend, my friend Chris starred in it.
by john the tearer August 9, 2004
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When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.
Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.
by bangalangadingdong April 18, 2007
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taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
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It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.

The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!
Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.

"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."

"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.
by ScratchyTheMenace November 29, 2012
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A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.
-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.
by Gus P. September 20, 2005
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When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...
"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"
by Al2007 April 29, 2007
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The description used for a girl who is under the legal age for sex, usually reserved for those under 14 but developing.
From the statement that having sex with a underage girl can land you with a sentence of 25 years to life in jail, depending on country.
Johnny : "look there, shes hot"
Peter : "shes Twenty five years!"
Johnny : "but shes hot"
Peter: "shes too young to have my wicked way with!"
by Kev Dogg March 15, 2008
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