by cjo1972 May 4, 2006
The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be
by Thetrashman January 19, 2021
A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.
Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday
Will- Oh, where did you see me?
Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!
Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")
Will- Oh, where did you see me?
Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!
Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")
by Secretivehatersbackoff September 25, 2012
A god, a golden god, has to have his tools
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value
by Dennis reynolds77 March 19, 2021
When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.
The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.
by Glenn S. January 25, 2004
Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
by bangchansmissingsock August 26, 2020