Australian rhyming slang, commonly used within Australian prison systems describing your best mate - partner in crime.
I’m heading to the coast with my five eight
by _..._ December 10, 2017
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Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.
Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!
by Coot ET May 12, 2005
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something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. created on a fine april day via a misunderstanding in math class regarding fat mays' tie, which is the epitome of five to eight. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!

or

1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
by fat mays April 27, 2008
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something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!

or

1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
by fat mays April 28, 2008
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The first stage of manletism. Manlets are classified as men below the height of 5'8" (without shoes)
Girl- "Hey nice profile pic, how tall are you?"
Dude- "I'm around five foot eight."
Girl- "lol, bye manlet."
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Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.
Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five
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The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.
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