(Noun) A creature of the back woods of West Virginia, that feeds off of chewing tobacco, wood chips and Dr. Pepper. Often prefers to mate with local coon hounds. It has a strong sense of smell, a long tail, and dew claws on the front and back legs. Can easily be identified by its call (Haw!)
by LeRoy Jarvis December 13, 2013
Get the fitznetermug.