(Noun) A creature of the back woods of West Virginia, that feeds off of chewing tobacco, wood chips and Dr. Pepper. Often prefers to mate with local coon hounds. It has a strong sense of smell, a long tail, and dew claws on the front and back legs. Can easily be identified by its call (Haw!)
Don't let the fitzneter catch you out in the woods!!
by LeRoy Jarvis December 13, 2013