Fitchew Asian 

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

Fitchew Asian by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Fatchew 

One who constanyly eats and dream about fridges. Usually called Matthew.

You're such a fat git, Fatchew!

Fatchew by Clareol July 16, 2003

fitches 

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

fitches by alex jones August 27, 2003

fitzchew

The most interesting man in the world. AKA. Big boss daddy.

Guy:Did you see those girls?
Guy2: yeah bro, but fitzchews here.
Guy: oh well let's get out of here he's god.

fitzchew by PROGOD November 9, 2013

Fitched 

1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.

"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"

Fitched by Michael C May 21, 2005

Abercrombie and Fitcher 

A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.

Hey, Abercrombie and Fitcher!

What?
You're fat.

Abercrombie and Fitcher by Mohawks January 1, 2010

Fitchett

Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.

"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"

Fitchett by Joel Collett April 16, 2009