Top Definition
Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.
"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"
by Joel Collett April 16, 2009

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