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A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
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To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.
"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"
fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

fitbitching 

(Verb) To engage in a quarrel or dispute over exercise fitbit results.
Oh , they are fitbitching on who did more steps on their fitbits
fitbitching by The_word_smith October 7, 2015

fitzbitch 

a son-of-a-bitch as the prefix fitz in names means "son of"
That guy took my parking spot. What a fitzbitch!
fitzbitch by steve1969 January 13, 2010

fattybitchhole 

an asshole who always roaches/empties the bowl before the weed isnt smokable.
ENT #1-"man, alec is such a fattybitchhole, he keeps putting my joints out before theyre done."

ENT #2-"yeah we shouldnt smoke with him anymore"
fattybitchhole by fatassstoner October 5, 2011