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fishwich 

the correct way to order a fish sandwich in any fish and chip shop. A fish sandwich is a buttered breadcake with a heavily battered fish (normally cod or haddock (or even the sick combination: CODDOCK)) inside, oozing grease.
Harry: "One fishwich please Squire!"
George: "Yes, very good sir."
Harry: "Cod if you would please, i can't stand that bastardin' bastard Haddock."
fishwich by Jeffrey Douglas November 24, 2006
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Fishwhich 

Slang for fish sandwhich, it's a situation when a fish, normally edible, gets caught inbetween two slices of bread, in extreme situations, a baguette.
Some people think that it is a fish that performs dark arts and travels by broom stick with their wicked fishy ways but they are wrong.
Customer: Yeah, I'll have a fishwhich
Shop dude: A what??
Customer: You know fish sandwhich
Shop dude: Oh I thought it was a fish that performed magic
Customer: well you're WRONG!

Moral: The customer is ALWAYS right
Fishwhich by Ghettoblastin C July 1, 2009
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fishwick 

The string attached to the end of a used tampon.
Please can I borrow a tampon, my fishwick is getting rather fragrant
fishwick by The Truth sower March 26, 2019

FishwithoutFish 

a person called fishwithoutfish
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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