1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.
"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"
by toaototoato June 19, 2003
While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.
Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth
I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman
by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012
The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.
by Sticky Boardshort October 7, 2017
When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.
by gsb October 24, 2019
A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.
Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."
by Q-tip McVicker April 2, 2004