"He is a total colon fisherman."
by "Hot" Karl Marx November 9, 2006
Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".
Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
by ffokcaj August 5, 2010
The Midwest fisherman is an advancement on the fish hook, and the double fish hook. While doing your female doggy style, insert 2 fingers curled like a hook into each cheek replicating a fish being hooked and pull back while making a motor boating sound. This maneuver is best attempted while ejaculating. If you attempt it too early you might anger your partner and not get your load off. Happy fishing!!! and Hook um hard!!!
by Irish Duece March 24, 2009
Performing a motorboat on someone's ass while making the lip-slapping noise of Boss Nass and dipping your tongue into the person's anus.
Ahh, Jaja! Whatsa yousa need issa deepa dickin'! Den I giva you de Gungan Fisherman! HHHRRRRBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!
by Bubbabobobbrain July 23, 2008
The process of tying a string around one of your large toes, and the other around your penis, and then running the string though your pants leg, which enables you to masturbate in public areas to whatever you may please...
"Man, the day that one chick came to our cell block...man, I just had to pull a fisherman's delight."
by YourMomsLover November 23, 2013
Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
A boat captain who finds his fish only by others telling him where they are at. Its generally offensive to tell a fisherman they are one of these because it gives the impression they don't know what they are doing.
Jake: Sig you don't know how to fish you're just a radio fisherman.
Sig: f*** you @#$% why dont you $#%@ your mother $%@#
Sig: f*** you @#$% why dont you $#%@ your mother $%@#
by Camjamham April 20, 2018