1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike
1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price
by Richieeee August 3, 2004
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to explain something in a very very simple language.

particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.
fisher-price this for me
by Anugrah August 31, 2016
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When somthing is defined as crappy, cheap or, boring
Person#1 Hey did you like that concert

Person# 2 not really I thought it was kinda Fisher price
by Don god June 26, 2018
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Referring to someone who is hot but under the age of 18. Or something that is not made to last.
Bruh Bruh that sluther right their is hella Fisher Price, fresh off the swings!

OR

Man this plastic watch I got from China is hella Fisher Price.
by 2DotDee July 9, 2011
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To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.
When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.

He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.
by shoeshopping January 22, 2007
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An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
by Racereaver December 10, 2010
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To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."
by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009
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