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Monkey Fish Frog 

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.
My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.
Monkey Fish Frog by sober_noob August 24, 2009

retarded fish frog 

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

Monkey fish frog 

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
Monkey fish frog by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

Retard Fish Frog 

A Marine life-form that first came onto land on the Onslow County Beach grounds. Later they retard fish frogs began starting the podunk town of Jacksonville, NC.
Shane Bock and his family's decendants are Retard Fish Frogs. Any Jacksonville, NC born person.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026