A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.
That bitch is such a dick fish!
Dude stop being such a dick fish.
I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.
Dude stop being such a dick fish.
I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.
by meekosis February 15, 2011
Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”
by superkustom December 13, 2019
by CUDDL3S November 13, 2016
by Obj1310 February 22, 2016
(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022
When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020