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first fruits 

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.
"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous
first fruits by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011
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M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

firstfruit 

A firstborn child who turns out gay.
My firstborn son married Jesus Christ. He is now in a same-sex marriage and is now my firstfruit.
firstfruit by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026