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fungitarian 

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food
Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."
fungitarian by monsterwurm May 28, 2010

Virgitarian 

Someone who refuses to have oral sex, or has not previously had oral sex.
Hoe: You want to suck my pussy?
noBro: Uh, I can't...
Hoe: Why?
noBro: Because I'm..... A VIRGITARIAN.
Hoe: *Passes out*

virgitarian 

Someone whom only eats virgins.
Stephen: God, I'm so hungry.
Brett: Why don't you go get something to eat?
Stephen: I can't; I'm a virgitarian. I can only eat virgins, so it's really hard to find a good meal that I can stand to eat, but when I find a good one, man, that's the juciest thing you'll ever eat.
virgitarian by Stephen Church June 22, 2006

Fagitarian 

Guy1: Hey we are going for burgers then grab some hookers down the road, you coming?
Guy2: No thanks Im strictly fagitarian.
Fagitarian by Nashi-washi November 3, 2012

fragitarian 

A user of Xbox Live, whom resorts to using frag grenades rather than any other weapon. These people are despised by the Halo community.
Dude that fragitarian is killing me so much, lets team up and open up a can of whoop-ass on him!
fragitarian by B-Dizlin December 6, 2006

virgitarian 

Alex is very pure. She's like a virgitarian or something.
virgitarian by Hailey_Halfbreed February 14, 2008