On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.
My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.
by DirtyMouthMedic July 3, 2022
Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)
by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019
by Sexydimma February 1, 2020
He drooled on the girl's back to make her belief he popped, but when she turned around she got to see the ba-bang fireworks.
by primelol April 14, 2011
This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July
"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."
by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
by Fuzzybushwhacker August 28, 2019
When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022