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crap, poo poo, and the like.
"you piece of finklematter!"
by deanna. March 04, 2008
derived from the words finkle (a term meaning nonsense) and matter (a state that something's in) finklematter is a made up story
Emma: ... And then I slayed the dragon!

Alyssa: She is totally making up that story!

Taylor: I know! It's total finklematter!
by Escalator May 03, 2009