One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
fingerflick is the best person alive, much better than mumblinghero, he can suck kiss and bite my ass that will be covered in shit and so can all the ppl sticking up for him. Fingerflick is unproblematic and overall and nice funny person who doenst scream into the mic in every single video
person 1: have u ever heard of fingerflick?
person 2: yes they are my lord my master my teacher my parent my sun my moon my rainbow my stars my ocean my sky and my land. they are my everything