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Finger full 

Similar to a handful but the food is on your fingers instead of your palm
Aye, lemme get a finger full of fries
Finger full by Ovoovwevwe November 2, 2020

Full Finger Fumpeting 

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky
Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.
Full Finger Fumpeting by Usblatte September 21, 2020

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerfuck 

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.
"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"
fingerfuck by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

fingerflick 

fingerflick is the best person alive, much better than mumblinghero, he can suck kiss and bite my ass that will be covered in shit and so can all the ppl sticking up for him. Fingerflick is unproblematic and overall and nice funny person who doenst scream into the mic in every single video
person 1: have u ever heard of fingerflick?
person 2: yes they are my lord my master my teacher my parent my sun my moon my rainbow my stars my ocean my sky and my land. they are my everything
fingerflick by .apleepi June 14, 2021

fingerful 

when talking to someone via text messaging, and happen to have a lot to say in one message, often times taking forever to type.
a: hey man, can you text Lisa and tell her that I'll be late because I have to run to the store and pick up the dry cleaning?

b: no, man. that's quite a fingerful.
fingerful by KatieEff January 17, 2009