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finger mustache 

When you get a tattoo of a mustache on your finger.

Mostly intended for comedic purposes.
"Your new finger mustache tattoo is too funny!"
finger mustache by BlitheNIne April 7, 2016

Double Finger Mustache 

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.
I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

Mustache Finger? 

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.
Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
Mustache Finger? by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

Finger moustache 

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.
Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

finger moustache 

When someone curls their index finger into a square shaped moustache means they want to aggressively make out with you
โ€œKatie is doing the finger moustache, you know what that means๐Ÿ˜โ€
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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