finger/ flick off

back in medieval days ( horsez and shit) when english invaders captured british archers they would cut off thier middle finger so they were unable to sling arrows. British archers on top of castles would stick up thier middle fingers to the english as a sort of "havn't got me yet sad fuckers!!!" so now it continues as a "fuck you" in europe and the US

that jackass just fucking cut me off!!!! ( sticks up middle finger)

finger/ flick off by lucky jack 18 April 28, 2005

hand flick finger slap

The action of holding your thumb to your middle and ring finger and leaving your index finger free to slap against the middle finger, creating a very sharp clicking noise in rapid succesion (speed varies by agility with performing the hand flick finger slap).

the action of 'hand flick finger slapping' is usually used when saying the word 'sick' or 'brap' or it can even be used with non-verbal accompanyment when you are excited and have no other outlet to let the world know that what you just experienced was too good for words.

D: mate did you just hand flick finger slap?

J: yeah i did, what's up with that? I finger slap all day bruh, what's your problem?

hand flick finger slap by D3nz September 10, 2018

finger flicking 

A sexy thing that girls with big tits to do make guys horny. They take their fingers and flick their nipples and make them hard before getting in bed. Better to do when licked.

Jeez, her balloons are huge, I wanna see her finger flicking!!

finger flicking by SqueezeMeKelli September 6, 2016

fickle finger of fate 

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

fickle finger of fate by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate 

Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.

Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

Fickle Finger of Fate 

A sexual move done between a recently married couple. The man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans vagina with brute force. He then widens his fingers as wide as he can. It should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. If she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. Made famous by one named Harvey Green

"Congrats on the marriage man. You think you will last forever?" "Dude on our honeymoon I gave her the Fickle Finger of Fate. She loved every second of it. We are lasting forever."

Fickle Finger of Fate by Speechman56 February 22, 2010

Fingerlickin' Chicken 

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.

"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

Fingerlickin' Chicken by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006