Calculating Finances

Fingering assholes.

The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.

The child was Calculating Finances too hard.

Calculating Finances by The-Mountain December 5, 2012

H and L Finances 

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

H and L Finances by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 14, 2021

oweverhaul of finances

A thorough line-by-line examination of your fiscal status and behavior, with particular attention focused on your debts.

Tronald Dump has been such a bad boy monetarily all through his life dat performing a proper oweverhaul of finances for him would likely take decades!

oweverhaul of finances by QuacksO February 5, 2023

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Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

Objective Finance by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

financegasm 

A financial's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said financial to some exciting report, analysis, or new tool.

financial 1: Did you see the new pivot excel report sheet?
financial 2: Oooh that sounds sexy. Look at those numbers *financegasm*

financegasm by IT_overlord January 20, 2009

financee 

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.

"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."

financee by steve freund March 24, 2008