A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.
Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.
by Richard Dickhausen September 21, 2013
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