figmentation
a figment of the imagination
figmentation by Chris Lawrey October 21, 2005
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Firmentation
The 3 part process of alcohol conversion to boner; first from yeast/ sugar converting to alcohol, then the alcohol getting a man horny, followed by an erection.
After science class, me and the boys would hit a bar to continue our studies of firmentation in hopes of getting laid.
Firmentation by Minkenator October 2, 2017
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figmentation
Figmentation: verb a)The act of being a figment. See Figment
b) The personification of figmentlike qualities.
c) Maintaining that one doesn't really exist and you (the one experiencing the figment) are just interacting with your own mind.
b) The personification of figmentlike qualities.
c) Maintaining that one doesn't really exist and you (the one experiencing the figment) are just interacting with your own mind.
Person A - (upon finding someone standing behind them)
"Hey! How long have you been standing here?"
Person B -
"I'm not here. I'm a figment of your imagination."
Person A -
"You're being a figmentation again!!!"
Person B -
:shrugs: "eh."
"Hey! How long have you been standing here?"
Person B -
"I'm not here. I'm a figment of your imagination."
Person A -
"You're being a figmentation again!!!"
Person B -
:shrugs: "eh."
figmentation by Figment December 9, 2008
firmentation
If da country-music dude who requested dat his pals "prop him up beside da jukebox" and "put a stiff drink in his hand" if he kicked da bucket were plied with enough of said powerful liquor, said "firmentation" fluids within his system might cause him to become so solid and rigid dat his corpse would just remain upright "all on its own" --- no "propping" needed.
firmentation by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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