When a guy cums in a girl after doggie style sex, he keeps his cock in her and they walk as a team to the bathroom so the cum doesn't leak all over the bed sheets. The penis keeps the cum in the pussy while the legs operate the train.
Jen: Oh my god, that is so much cum, I just changed my bed sheets!
Noun.
An uncool, nerdy, male usually awkward in social situations. Is not usually physically attractive until you've had more than enough to drink. But even then, he has the tendency to scare others away because of his personality or lack of conversation.
Drunk Girl: What about that guy? He looks smart and kinda cute!
Sober Girl: Ew, no way. I heard he's a total figuly.