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1. fid
Sailors use this term in a derogatory sense with reference to others who are extremely useless. The fid is a device used by sailors to untie stubborn knots. This is the only application for this equipment, hence the derogatory connotation.
Ace: Wow champ really blew the big game last night, he ran the wrong way with 20 seconds left.
Gary: Yeah, that champ is a real fid.
by HDC Oct 7, 2004 add a video
2. fid
abbreviation for Fuck It Dude! originated as a 'Get Crunked up saying' before Hart County Cross Country meets. just say F! I! D! to avoid geting in trouble
Just fid!
by c-lo Apr 6, 2004 add a video
3. FID
FID is the acronym for "fatty in disguise". A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a FID and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a FID, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a FID man! Don't do it! "
4. Fid
a type of Icelandic Horse
I saw a fid the other day
5. Fid
Fid, or "Feathered Kid," is a term used by many parrot owned to refer to their bird.
She was the proud parront of a very energetic fid
Parronts of all ages flock together to discuss their parrots.
He had three fids and considered himself a very responsible parront.
6. Fid
a cool person to chill with. but dont catch this person on a bad day cuz they can be a bitch!
Lets smoke some weed and drink some beer with fid!
7. fid
plain and simple - fu-king idiot!
wow is that guy ever a fid.
by organ donor Jul 18, 2003 add a video
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