Hingle Fibers 

The byproduct of a naturally occurring Spengfling infection of reality within the Xeuron Straight. Hingle fibers are one of two key ingredients used in the creation of Joshua Beetles, the other of which being Polynus Putty.

I collected a handful of Hingle Fibers while visiting the Xeuron Straight this weekend.

Hingle Fibers by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Pussy Fibers 

This is what you would call a vagina that is not waxed or shaved

Pussy Fibers:

1. a vagina that has their pubic hair in tact.

2. pubic hair that's barely growing from a previous wax/shave

Pussy Fibers by sweetondavid April 24, 2014

A million little fibers 

Remember when Towlie wrote and sold his memoirs? This almost exactly like that!

Hym “This is almost exactly like a million little fibers! Virtual identical. Why did they care so much about him being a towel!? 🤣😂”

A million little fibers by Hym Iam October 12, 2022

beige fibers 

an expression used instead of saying "i hate life" or "fuck my life"

50 shades of beige fibers

beige fibers by littlebabyclete January 24, 2017

lady fibers 

(n.) male genes that are caused because he has the qualities of a bitch; male that is what in Spanish they called mandilon; whipped male

He has such lady fibers

lady fibers by Zachtheman1w3 September 16, 2018

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time by Love bugg March 22, 2021

fiber vice 

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

fiber vice by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014