2. someone who acts or looks like a small child
3. someone who is too afraid to do something
2. "What does Justin Bieber know about love? He's just a fetus."
3. "Stop being a fetus and dissect the frog."
4. "Look at that cute fetus dog!"
the act of curling up on a couch or bed for hours at a time, occasionally stirring to consume food, drink, or smoke. oftentimes occurs after a particularly stressful engagement or a night of hard partying. although sometimes co-ed, the group is genderless. no judgement is allowed at any time in the room.
"What womb is everybody fetusing in this afternoon?"
Guy 2: Yup! She just went in for an ultrasound exam, there's definitely a parasite in her!
Guy 1: You mean a fetus?
Guy 2: It's the same exact thing.