a destructive or extremely unkind practical joke. usually involves breaking into someone home or bedroom and writing abuse on property, vandalising treasure possessions, setting traps and generally being a cunt.
"we fested Pete well good!"

"fuck yeah! how?"

"i did a shit in his bed."
by cmecyou May 22, 2007
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The best suffix for anything that is extreme.
Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point.
by Hizzo April 16, 2004
1.suffix. used to create a noun that indicates an abundance of a particular type of person or activity in a particular place at a given time.
1. This bar sucks. Its a total chochfest.
2. I'd go to the coffee shop, but I know its going to be nothing but a tarkfest
3. sausagefest, a personal favorite.
by chaos lloyd March 02, 2005
An awesome punk festival in Gainesville Fl where fat dudes with beards get drunk as fuck and listen to great bands.
"You going to fest this year?"
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"Um, i dunno, i presume he uses a normal commode like most people".
"....."
by readysteadyjedi October 10, 2007
When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time

this can be a group activity or on your own
ive been festing all day
lets have a fest sesh
by Mr Birling April 26, 2009
When the bros kick back and chill, when males bro it out and chill and play gamecube, no females aloud or that would be a bro foul and u would no longer be festing
dude we should fest tonight

i just to chill with the bros and fest

dude that was a bro foul and ur not festing

harrison sometimes you just want to fest to much
by FamilyGuyFan 84 April 28, 2008
word of dundonian origins, terms used to descrice something good such as a nice looking young female
thats fest,or shes fest as fuck
by superdave and eagle i April 21, 2004
If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad
OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!
by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

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